HILARIOUS!
THERE ARE NO BEANS ON THE TORTILLA, I REPEAT NO BEANS ON THE TORTILLA! LOL THIS JUST MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD! THANX WHIT
A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
1 comments:
SO you said you were going to keep posting and updating us on how Arizona is and how your mom is and what not... I haven't seen a darn thing. I haven't texted you because I don't want to get in the way of your family vacation but I want to know how it's going. I hope all is well and everyone is alive. Love ya tonz sexy bunz.
-Whit
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